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I've Found The key To Happiness, Stay Away From Assholes Card

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A whimsical and glamorous cartoon of a stylish woman with oversized eyes and flowing black and blonde hair, wearing a sleek black gown and holding a dazzling diamond, set against a luxurious red carpet background. Text is "I've Found The key To Happiness, Stay Away From Assholes"

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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