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I’ve Found the Key to Happiness: Stay Away From Assholes. Bag

$25.82

Color: Light Grey

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A fun and sassy cartoon of a glamorous woman with flowing golden hair, dressed in a sleek black gown with a thigh-high slit, holding a sparkling diamond, walking on a red carpet with bold golden text saying "I’ve Found the Key to Happiness: Stay Away From Assholes."

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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