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Emotional Support Husband – Do Not Pet Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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Declare your official status loud and proud with this funny and stylish “Emotional Support Husband – Do Not Pet” design. Featuring a retro medical symbol and a sunset-inspired color palette, this is the perfect conversation starter (and deterrent to unnecessary human interaction).Whether you're wearing it ironically or seriously, it’s ideal for husbands who know their emotional labor is off the charts—and they deserve some boundaries!

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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