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Not A Hugger Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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A minimalist desert-themed design featuring a stylized green cactus with the humorous phrase "Not a Hugger." This badass cactus isn't here for cuddles. With glowing red eyes, a neon green bandana, and arms full of sharp attitude, this desert warrior is ready to fight, not hug. Perfect for anyone who’s spiky on the outside but cool at heart. A cyberpunk-meets-cartoon mashup that brings bold energy and a serious sense of humor.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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