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I Childproofed The House But They Still Got In Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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This witty typographic t-shirt graphic reads: “I Childproofed The House But They Still Got In” in bold black serif font on a transparent background. The text is stacked over four centered lines for maximum clarity and impact. Its classic, no-nonsense typeface paired with the clever parenting joke makes it an ideal gift for parents, grandparents, or anyone who’s been outwitted by tiny humans.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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