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Killer Garden Club Card

$3.25
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This vintage-style graphic features a smiling 1950s-style housewife in a red skirt and polka-dot blouse, kneeling cheerfully in a flower-filled garden, holding a trowel and watering can. The cheerful scene is humorously undercut by hidden text that reads “Planting to Stop... MURDERING MY HUSBAND,” adding a delightfully dark twist to the wholesome aesthetic.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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