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Toxic Dad Fumes Shorts

$30.08

Color: Military Green

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A funny cartoon-style graphic featuring the phrase “Dad’s Farts – Even Febreze Gave Up” in large red block letters. The central image is a distressed-looking gas mask surrounded by toxic green fart clouds, symbolizing the deadly power of dad’s flatulence. The design is framed with yellow caution stripes, giving it a hazardous, tongue-in-cheek warning sign vibe. Perfect for gifting to dads with a notorious reputation.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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