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Everyone’s an Asshole Card

$3.25
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A hilarious cartoon-style T-shirt design featuring a grumpy character with crossed arms and a fed-up expression. Above and below the character, bold retro-style cream-colored text reads:"I'm Trying To Be A Positive Person Every Day. Today I'm Positive Everyone Is An Asshole."Perfect for anyone with sarcasm in their soul and a zero-tolerance policy for BS.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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