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Rabid Raccoon Revenge Card

$3.25
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A bold, quirky raccoon illustration with glowing orange and yellow accents peers forward with playful menace. Above its head, the phrase “IF I EVER GET RABIES” sets the tone in distressed orange text. Below, the sassy line “YOU'RE HIGH ON MY BITIN' LIST” completes the humorous threat in a warm-toned gradient and teal blue. This design is perfect for lovers of sarcastic humor and chaotic animal energy—ideal for streetwear, casual apparel, or gifting.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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