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Extinguishing My Will to Live Card

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A chaotic, dark-humor firefighter cartoon featuring a panicked fireman spraying a hose while his eyes bulge, his tongue hangs out, and an explosion of colors erupts behind him. Bold Creepers-style text reads “The only thing I’m extinguishing… my will to live.” Perfect for fans of edgy humor, burnout jokes, and absurd graphic tees.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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