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Merry Kiss My Ass – Funny Christmas Santa Card

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A funny Christmas design featuring Santa Claus sitting on a toilet, surrounded by wrapped presents, with the cheeky phrase “Merry Kiss My Ass.” Bright red typography pops against a black background, while the cartoon-style Santa delivers irreverent holiday humor. Perfect for fans of rude Christmas jokes, sarcastic festive apparel, and edgy seasonal gifts that don’t take the holidays too seriously.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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