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Merry Kiss My Ass – Funny Christmas Santa Shorts

$30.08

Color: Heather

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A funny Christmas design featuring Santa Claus sitting on a toilet, surrounded by wrapped presents, with the cheeky phrase “Merry Kiss My Ass.” Bright red typography pops against a black background, while the cartoon-style Santa delivers irreverent holiday humor. Perfect for fans of rude Christmas jokes, sarcastic festive apparel, and edgy seasonal gifts that don’t take the holidays too seriously.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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