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No Today Cupid Card

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A playful anti-Valentine illustration featuring three adorable raccoons in pink bathrobes, each showing a different “not impressed” mood. One sips a drink in heart-shaped sunglasses, one reads a book with pink hair, and one blows a bubblegum bubble. The bold red slogan “NOT TODAY CUPID” delivers sarcastic humor with cozy, self-care vibes—perfect for anyone dodging romance, celebrating independence, or embracing funny Valentine sarcasm.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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