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Don’t Be an Assquatch Socks

$17.75
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A humorous Bigfoot silhouette design featuring a Sasquatch strolling through pine trees holding a beer, paired with the phrase “Don’t Be an Assquatch.” This cheeky illustration blends cryptid folklore with laid-back humor, making it perfect for fans of Bigfoot jokes, camping vibes, wilderness humor, and sarcastic graphic tees. Ideal for beer lovers, hikers, outdoorsy types, and anyone who appreciates dry, irreverent humor with a mythical twist.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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