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MidFuck Crisis Raccoon Burnout Shirt Bag

$25.82

Color: Oxford

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A dark humor “MidFuck Crisis” parody dictionary-style design featuring a tired, unbothered cartoon raccoon sprawled out in total burnout mode. With phonetic spelling and a brutally honest definition, this sarcastic graphic perfectly captures that mid-task, mid-life existential meltdown moment with relatable, edgy humor.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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