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MidFuck Crisis Panda Burnout Card

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A dark humor “MidFuck Crisis” dictionary-style parody featuring a completely drained cartoon panda lying flat in peak burnout mode. With phonetic spelling and a brutally honest definition, this sarcastic graphic captures that mid-task, mid-life existential meltdown moment in a cute but painfully relatable way.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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