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MidFuck Crisis Panda Burnout Shorts

$30.08

Color: Heather

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A dark humor “MidFuck Crisis” dictionary-style parody featuring a completely drained cartoon panda lying flat in peak burnout mode. With phonetic spelling and a brutally honest definition, this sarcastic graphic captures that mid-task, mid-life existential meltdown moment in a cute but painfully relatable way.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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