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Life Is Too Long for the Same Bullshit Card

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Funny sarcastic quote design featuring a smug cartoon squirrel wearing headphones and holding a colorful iced drink. The bold typography reads: “They say life is too short to hold grudges. I say life is too long to be letting people get away with the same bullshit.” A perfect blend of cute and savage humor, ideal for people with attitude, strong boundaries, and zero tolerance for nonsense.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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