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The Planet Will Be Fine… It’s the People That Are F*cked Shorts

$30.08

Color: Creme

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Vintage distressed typography design with the quote “The Planet Will Be Fine… It’s the People That Are F*cked.” The bold grunge lettering and retro print style create a dark humor environmental statement reflecting cynical commentary on humanity, climate change, and the future of the planet.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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