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I’m glad we only live once. Because I can’t do this shit again Card

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Dark humor typography design featuring the brutally honest quote “I’m glad we only live once. Because I can’t do this shit again.” Styled in a clean serif font with a subtle shadowed effect, this design blends sarcasm with everyday frustration. Perfect for those who appreciate dry humor, relatable life struggles, and a bit of unapologetic attitude.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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