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Everything Will Kill You – Choose Fun Monster Truck Card

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An edgy graphic featuring a monster truck dripping with toxic neon green slime, driven by a skeleton, paired with the darkly humorous phrase “Everything Will Kill You So Choose Something Fun.” The design blends horror, humor, and off-road culture with a gritty, rebellious aesthetic perfect for fans of dark comedy and extreme adventure vibes.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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