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DEAD INSIDE BUT CAFFEINATED Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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A monochrome gothic humor design featuring a stylish skeleton woman with a messy bun and bandana, peacefully holding a steaming cup of coffee beneath a glowing full moon. The striking black-and-white artwork combines spooky skeleton aesthetics with cozy caffeine culture, finished with the funny slogan “DEAD INSIDE BUT CAFFEINATED.” Perfect for coffee lovers, introverts, goth fashion fans, Halloween vibes, and anyone running purely on caffeine and sarcasm.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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