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Death Metal Chickens Card

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Unleash pure poultry-powered chaos with this hilarious grayscale heavy metal parody featuring an outrageous death metal chicken band performing on stage. Four ferocious chickens take on classic metal roles—lead singer, guitarist, bassist, and drummer—wearing studded leather vests, skull-emblazoned shirts, and spiked accessories. The dramatic monochrome artwork is packed with intricate feather textures, guitars, drums, skulls, beer bottles, a humorous setlist, and the unforgettable slogan "Death Metal Chickens". Perfect for metalheads, rock fans, musicians, drummers, guitarists, and anyone who loves absurd animal humour with a dark gothic aesthetic.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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