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You Can’t Choose Your Herd Shorts

$30.08

Color: Creme

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A humorous vintage farm animal T-shirt design featuring a goat, donkey, sheep, cow, alpaca and pig gathered beneath the bold phrase “YOU CAN’T CHOOSE YOUR HERD.” Warm earthy tones, rustic typography and detailed animal portraits give the artwork a charming farmhouse feel. Perfect for farmers, animal lovers, homesteaders, country folk and anyone who appreciates funny rural humour.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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